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Marilyn Manson returns… with an unlikely collaboration.

September 4, 2011

Before the artist formally known as Brian Warner documented his mid-life crisis by writhing around with his barely legal lover in a pool of fake blood, the self-proclaimed God of Fuck (LOLZ) was a master of horror and heavy metal, specializing in sick music videos and stellar live performances. And, most importantly, he was selling albums. But the last decade has seen a steady decline not only in Manson’s album sales, but also in the number of people who respect him. The controversy has worn off, the tunes have dried up and poor Manson’s music career is drooping almost as much as his jowls.

Identity crisis, anyone?

But despite negative responses to his recent efforts, Marilyn Manson refuses to give up. Even as someone who spent her teenage years with his first four albums on repeat, I’m not sure if this is a good thing. It was announced this week that Manson’s attempt to redeem himself after mediocre last album The High End Of Low sees him returning with a new song, new video, and even a brand new sidekick…

.... this guy!?

So… apparently Manson and the kid from the Transformers movies (who goes by the name of Shia LaBeouf… bet that made for a fun adolescence) met at some concert somewhere and like totally hit it off or something to the point that Manson hired him to direct a ‘short film’ that would be accompanied by music from Manson’s new album, Born Villain. Right.

No offense, Brian, but I don’t think the way to rekindle your lost respect is to collaborate with a kid who found ‘fame’ on the Disney channel.

Desperate times…

So what can possibly result from this bizarre collaboration? And, more importantly, can it resurrect the once legendary status of the Antichrist Superstar we know and, err… love? Or is it finally time for Brian (I really, really enjoy calling him Brian) to hang up his microphone and retire to a dank dungeon somewhere to paint watercolors (they’re actually not half bad) while chugging his own brand of absinthe? (Yes, really. It’s called Mansinthe, obvz.)

MANSINTHE: for the life and soul of every party!

Born Villain isn’t unlike other Manson videos, just in case you were worried that this Shia kid would change Brian’s ways. In fact, the video is pure Manson all over: there are plenty of naked chicks paired with a load of ‘shocking’ and ‘controversial’ visuals (pedophilia, genitalia, a guy with no legs in a pair of saggy boxer shorts, etc.) that are occasionally interrupted by Manson and pals spouting out Shakespeare quotes. Deep. Oh yeah, and there’s music in there too, somewhere.

But what do you think? Have a look at the video for Born Villain for yourself…

WARNING: THIS VIDEO IS VERY NAUGHTY. We don’t advise watching it at work.

Well. That sure was interesting, wasn’t it?


Films I LOVE: The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)

August 24, 2011

Frankenstein gets a ‘70s style makeover complete with suspenders and glittery platforms in this over-the-top cult phenomenon that – and this may surprise you – was written by Richard O’Brien who plays creepy butler Riff Raff and is led by the “sweet transvestite” (is there any other kind!?) Frank-N-Furter. The beauty of this wacky film is the chaotic mishmash of themes, visuals, music and characters that are performed to hilarious perfection. Admittedly, you will either love it or loathe it, but either way, you have to see it.

Yep, this weird little guy is the one responsible for the madness.

Transylvania: the new Fire Island!

Not technically a horror film – a young Meatloaf may get bludgeoned but if that scene manages to frighten you then you’ve got issues – however if you can think of a scarier scenario for the all-American white underwear wearing squeaky clean couple that is Brad and Janet than being thrust into an alien mansion bursting with sexual decadence and governed by a horny transvestite dictator then be my guest. And besides, it’s awesome.

Ya feelin' gay yet?

Why I Heart It

Yep, definitely feelin' a bit gay now.

Two words: Tim Curry. Although Susan Sarandon comes a close second for her comic performance of the doe-eyed ditz Janet, Curry gives the performance of his life as the cross-dressing scientist and all round mentally unstable sex-crazed alien Doctor Frank-N-Furter (although he’s also pretty awesome as Long John Silver in Muppet Treasure Island too, fo’ reals. And let’s not forget his role in a little film called IT). The voice, the hilarious facial expressions and THAT wiggle in THOSE high heels: this film belongs to Tim Curry.

Captain Jack who?!

Favourite Scene

...not this one.

There are so many to bloody choose from: Janet and Brad’s opening number as they frolic through a graveyard with a blink-and-you’ll-miss-him sighting of Tim Curry in the background, a wig-wearing Frank-N-Furter seducing both Brad and Janet in one night, Janet’s seduction (she’s quite the huss ain’t she) by the gold hotpants wearing muscled moron Rocky, and of course the random arrival of Doctor Scott. Altogether now: “Doctor Scott!” “BRAD!” “Janet!” “Doctor Scott!” “BRAD!” etc. But we all know that the BESTEST SCENE OF ALL is Frank-N-Furter’s entrance and everyone’s favourite tranny tune, “Sweet Transvestite”.  Come on gang, you know the words!

As if you needed any more reasons to watch it.

The Kings of Shock-Rock Return: Alice Cooper and Rob Zombie at Download Festival 2011

June 21, 2011

Download Festival 2011 will be remembered for many reasons: the triumphant return of System Of A Down, security guard no. 836 who will go home with the best work story of all time, and the Sunday downpour that resulted in hoards of mud-soaked metalheads. But what it really should be remembered for was playing the honoured host to the gods of horror performance: Alice Cooper and Rob Zombie.

The 'gruesome twosome' toured the US in 2010

       Alice Cooper – Saturday Second Stage

Image courtesy of MandyHallMedia on Flickr

The immortal master of tongue-in-cheek shock rock may be getting on, but he still has bucketloads of energy to writhe around onstage with a life-size doll and perform numerous costume changes including inevitable black leathers and a lab coat for Feed My Frankenstein.

This glam spectacle reeks of camp horror, and Alice never stops performing: he swats a faux photographer with his mic stand and carries out his infamous onstage beheading. Favourites like Poison and the encore School’s Out rev up audience members old and young, and Alice even treats fans to a new song, I’ll Bite Your Face Off.

    Rob Zombie – Sunday Second Stage

A really awesome photo of Rob Zombie.

It’s been 12 gruelling years since Rob Zombie played a live show in the UK, and the soaked crowd is forced to wait in anticipation as Johnny Cash blares over the speakers.

With a flaming stage, smoke, confetti and a hoard of props including bubble machines, skeletons, monsters and robots together with a set of screens playing horror clips, shots from Zombie’s music videos and plenty of tits, this stellar spectacle brings a whole new meaning to the words horror performance.

With Mars Needs Women, Superbeast, Super Charger Heaven and More Human Than Human acting as highlights, it’s when Zombie returns on a gnarled demon podium to address his loyal subjects for the Dragula encore that the crowd really goes wild. Leaving the crowd chanting “Zombie! Zombie!” it’s clear that the horror king has risen to godlike status.

If you were lucky enough to be present, congratulations, it’s likely that you witnessed the best live horror show on earth.

The Metal Hammer Golden Gods Awards

The gruesome twosome were reunited at the Metal Hammer Golden Gods Awards on Monday June 13th, where Alice presented Zombie with the final award of the night, the Golden God award. You’ve got to love Zombie’s short and sweet acceptance speech.

Check out the full list of Golden Gods Awards winners here.

Read my reviews of Download Festival in the August issue of Metal Hammer magazine.

Bringing back the Freak Show: The Circus of Horrors

December 29, 2010

With horror movies getting sicker and gorier by the minute (I’m looking at you, A Serbian Film), today’s modern desensitized audience can find comfort in the fact that all of the slashing and chopping is shielded safely behind the television screen. Such movies have taken centre stage in the horror world and as a result horror as a live performance art, from 19th century French theatre Grand Guignol to the Rocky Horror Picture Show, is slowly becoming a forgotten form of entertainment. However, The Circus of Horrors are bringing live horror back to life with their 15th anniversary tour across the UK, The Four Chapters of Hell.

The Circus of Horrors: No Chavs Allowed — Copyright of the Circus of Horrors

The Circus of Horrors have been touring the UK with The Four Chapters of Hell since last Halloween, and will continue the next leg of the tour starting in mid January and ending in March. More tongue-in-cheek than all-out gore, the show combines talented trapeze artists, blood-drenched freaks and gross-out tricks in a shocking spectacle that is split into four sections and suitably set to a rock and roll soundtrack devised by Doktor Haze.

Haze: The leather-clad Master of the Circus — Copyright of the Circus of Horrors

The Doktor speaks
Born and bred in a circus, Haze is the self-described ‘un-dead ringmaster’ and brains behind The Circus of Horrors, which was created in 1995 and began by touring festivals. Interestingly, Haze cites theatrical rock as his main influence in becoming a horror performer: “I’m interested more so in theatrical performance rather than horror. People like Alice Cooper are to blame for that!” In his role as ringmaster, he sings his own songs and “controls the chaos” around him. It is clear that The Circus of Horrors is just as much a musical extravaganza as it is a theatrical performance. Haze is aware that most horror fans are into rock music and saw the opportunity to combine the two. But he is quick to stress that it is no cheesy musical. “It’s an alternative rock and roll circus,” Haze states, and he describes the show’s music as ‘tuneful metal.’ “It’s as much like Rob Zombie as it is like T-Rex,” he exclaims, indicating that rock music fans of all ages will love the show’s soundtrack.

Check out some of the music from the show here

Horror does occasionally make it onto the stage today, one example being Ghost Stories, the show that is currently playing in The Duke of York’s theatre in London. But The Circus of Horrors is in a league of its own. “Horror performance isn’t easy to do,” Haze admits. This may be the reason why The Circus of Horrors remains on top of its game, with genuinely talented performers from trapeze artists to sword swallowers. “There are more people going to see it now than ever before,” Haze states proudly. Indeed, the anniversary show has received high praise. Maria Smallcombe, who saw the show at the Oakengates theatre in Shropshire, states, “I’ve watched Cirque du Soleil, and The Circus of Horrors is up on par with that.”

Talented twisting trapeze — Copyright of the Circus of Horrors

Horror brought to life
The show is split into four ‘chapters’, beginning in a lunatic asylum set in the 1800s and finishing with a futuristic vision of a world controlled by the undead. As a live performance art, The Circus of Horrors takes full advantage of what horror films are incapable of doing: literally interacting with the audience. Haze believes that theatre can often be 2-dimensional. “The Circus of Horrors is a 4-D experience,” Haze states. “Things change when you set things on different levels onstage and start using the audience in the performance.” The performers choose volunteers (or perhaps I should call them victims) to partake. Haze laughs as he admits that 98% of the audience are terrified of being picked, but that there’s nothing to be frightened of. Maria Smallcombe claims, “You never know what’s coming next, but it’s not hardcore horror.” As Haze says, “They want to be scared but not harmed. We turn horror, which is a negative thing, into a positive thing that they can laugh about afterwards.”

Not for the faint-hearted — Copyright of the Circus of Horrors

When asked about his favorite part of the show, Haze indicates that The Circus of Horrors saves the best for last. “Near the end, during the future part of the show, all of the acts come back together onstage doing their party piece,” Haze says. In this part of the show each act shows off their talent to extreme measures. The sword-swallower gets his hands on an electric drill, and the contortionist does some impressive tricks with a bow and arrow.

See the full list of The Circus of Horrors YouTube clips here including interviews with Richard and Judy and performances from previous shows.

The Circus of Horrors takes what is usually hidden behind television and movie screens and shoves it proudly in your face. Whether you’re looking for a visual spectacle, hoards of blood and gore or just want to be shocked out of your skin, then the Circus of Horrors will satisfy your horror cravings. Check out the tour dates for 2011 here.

Halloween Playlist – Macabre Music to Mosh to

October 31, 2010

It’s the most wonderful time of the year (sorry Santa). While I would like to spend every day covered in fake blood and blasting Marilyn Manson, All Hallows Eve is the one day that this becomes socially acceptable. Well almost.

To celebrate both the birth of my blog and the annual night of the dead, I have selected a playlist of songs that I consider to be the ultimate in horrific melodies, complete with over-the-top visual theatrics.

Alice Cooper – Feed My Frankenstein

The Godfather of shock rock’s classic song deserves the top spot on this playlist, although I admit I can’t listen to it without being reminded of Wayne’s World.

Rob Zombie – Mars Needs Women

I would have no problem with completing an entire Halloween playlist of Zombie showtunes. But, given the recent release of Hellbilly Deluxe 2 this summer, I figure at least one new song deserves a mention, and ‘Mars Needs Women’ is a perfect example of Zombie’s signature tantalising tongue-in-cheek.

Marilyn Manson – Dope Hat

Long before Manson started embarrassing himself, he shocked the world with Portrait of an American Family. Manson uses his obsession with Willy Wonka to fabricate Dope Hat’s deliciously creepy video.

Monster Magnet – Space Lord

With a name like that, it would be criminal not to feature them on this playlist. Monster Magnet are still going strong, and their new album Mastermind was released in October. But ‘Space Lord’ remains the ultimate tune by these stoner rockers.

Type O Negative – Christian Woman

Sadly, lead singer of this Gothic/Doom band, Peter Steele, passed away this April. ‘Christian Woman’, from Type O Negative’s 1993 hit album Bloody Kisses, is a perfect Halloween classic, with its dark gloomy chords and gothic imagery.


• Nine Inch Nails – Closer

If we’re talking creepy videos, ‘Closer’ is the one to pick from Trent Reznor’s demenented mind. A sleaze rock classic perfect for Halloween debauchery.

Queens of the Stone Age – You’ve Got a Killer Scene There, Man

Lullabies to Paralyze is an appropriately-named album of chilling tunes, and ‘You’ve Got a Killer Scene There, Man’ is ideal for late-night, candle-flickering creepiness.

Rob Zombie – Living Dead Girl

To bring this playlist to a suitably spooky climax, a return to master of Halloween melodies is necessary. I’m hoping to see plenty of living dead girls channeling Sheri Moon scouring the streets tonight.

Happy Halloween horror lovers!